John 'Chunderthumbs' Taylor
Bass, Keys, Band therapist, self-appointed 2nd Lead-vocalist
Every band has one, and ours is John. With his long and varied funk-experience, he brings the slappy bass playing, jokes and background vocals to the mix, and contributes to the technical processes (whether he needs to or not). John also likes to make song suggestions, with complicated bass lines, and regret them later, and come up with silly monikers for the rest of us. His greatest achievement to date, is persuading the wife to name their son after Luke Skywalker. He can often be found worshipping Level 42, along with rest of the planet's bass-players, and also can't resist a Jalapeño pretzel.